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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
miraculous-hearts
sakurakimi

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

rubykgrant

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

runrundoyourstuff

…is this really Alex Hirsch?

saltiestgempearl

If it’s not, it’s the best Stanley Pines impersonation I’ve ever heard

runrundoyourstuff

i looked it up, and apparently it is Alex Hirsch, and it looks like Disney had him do it for April Fools Day one year

fave just in time for summer which is like Next month lmao video
kanedadry
seawitchkaraoke

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

quendergeer

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is that image suggesting that aang is saying all this atla text post
frappyflop
thethp

This is a few pages from Alison Bechdel’s Fun Home, a graphic novel, now with a musical adaptation on broadway. In the wake of it’s Tony win[s] I am re-reading it and these pages stood out to me as an incredible explanation of OCD. One of the many frustrating things about OCD is having trouble explaining what it’s actually like in a world where the vocabulary around it for most people just means “I like things to be really clean!”  For many of us though, our OCD has nothing to do with cleanliness but with the rules our mind creates for the world around us, making everything an obstacle course to which it’s hard to constantly not add new rules and work-arounds.  Fun Home is a tremendous, beautiful and heart-filling read for all kinds of reasons too, and you should read it.  If you’re interested in more reading on what it feels like to have OCD in practice, David Sedaris describes it incredibly well in an essay in Naked, as well. Okay bye!

god. i used to do things like this comics ocd art alison bechdel fun home
blue-mood-blue
arguablysomaya

the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

jessilynallendilla

I wouldn’t say he “didn’t care” more like he was burnt out

He played the role since he was a child and now is in his what 30s? 40s?

He knew there was never any real danger with Megamind in charge so decided to pursue something that’s a passion and doesn’t come naturally easy to him

but it was still a dick move

roughentumble

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lydiathespiderqueen

One of the things that always jumped out to me about this reveal is that it implies that Metro Man was also the very first person to recognize that MegaMind wasn’t really evil. He knew his nemesis wouldn’t actually hurt anyone if he won, he knew that this universally reviled pariah never really had any more choice than he did.

The rest of Metro City treats MegaMind like a real, sincere, serious threat once he’s unopposed, and it takes them a while to learn otherwise. But Metro Man? He’s not surprised to see him and Roxanne working together, he doesn’t act like there’s any kind of threat beyond his cover being blown. He wastes no time in coming clean once the cat’s out of the bag. He’s been working with this guy all his life. Besides his own mental health, I get the impression that he also recognized that this would be good for MegaMind too.

I just really love how in a superhero pastiche that asks “Is the villain really so bad, and the hero really so good?” the answer is “no, but that’s okay”. It’s okay that Metro Man isn’t a paragon. It’s okay that he has to take care of himself. It’s okay for him to step down and live his own life. It wouldn’t be okay for him to leave people in danger, but it’s pretty clear he knew he wasn’t doing that.

And it carries to the end. MegaMind becomes the city’s new protector, but it’s clear that he’s still got some issues to work through, and he’s getting help working through them. He’s got a support network, he’s willing to put in the effort, but he’s not the shining paragon Metro Man was believed to be. And he doesn’t NEED to be that paragon. He’s still good. He’s still protecting people. And he’s not alone in it.

God, there’s just so many shitty “Superheroes would have character flaws too, and that’s why they’d actually suck” deconstructions floating around, it’s nice to see a story that acknowledges that no one can live up to that kind of role, but that’s okay!

megamind